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ODY: Day 7. Time for Another Lesson

Another son – so many young men with a thing or thirty to tell me! – advises that there is indeed a C chord. I can recycle my “Old Man and the C” pun. And there are chords A through G, minor and major, a distinction that I can often hear but don’t understand in musical or theoretical ways. In other words, I don’t know how or why the Fretful Fingers do their thing. I think it would be best, though, to not think too much about the WHY of things.

I remember my high school biology teacher, the inscrutably marvellous Mr. Cook, teaching us about human development, of individuals and of the species as a whole. Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. He would explain mechanisms and cycles and I would want to know why. “These are metaphysical questions,” Herr Cook replied. I felt proud that I nearly knew what “metaphysical” meant. Among other things, it meant that asking why isn’t always a useful thing. 

Asking WHY is a great substitute for learning HOW. Then I get to think and talk about playing instead of playing. Do it now and understand it later. Okay. Having said that, the fingering makes no sense to me at all. I spent most of tonight’s session, another late-night bonanza, drumming on the body of the beast. I did this partly because I’m a bit lost for things to do – I definitely need another lesson – and partly because I’m trying not to worry about that. It was rather meditative, actually. I was getting to know my broken-necked Dégas guitar.

 

I also like percussion. I’ve drummed on every school desk I’ve ever inhabited, including sudden and startling rolls on my teacher desk whenever it was time to switch gears in class (or wake the dead). Percussive string action in guitarists has always fascinated me, and so I banged up and down the neck in more and less rhythmic ways. I tapped the fret guard and all over and around the body. On my mind was the tapping James Seals used to do on his guitar, which was pretty distinctive even on a love song like “Diamond Girl” or the earlier “‘Cause You Love”. It was one of his things. (He was an odd and often quite beautiful writer, was James Seals, and a great musician. Early Seals and Crofts albums are collectors’ items now, but worth looking for.) And I strummed and G-ed and power chorded, but mostly I beat on my Dégas like a drum.

ODY: Day 6

It was the perfect day for the mid-life Guitarzan, the ol’ dog and his year for new trickiness, the Old Man and the C (guess I’ll have to learn that chord), to play and play. (Wait a minute. Is there such a thing as a C chord? What do I know?) The bride had cleared town, the holy little terror had gone with her, and 24 hours of bachelorhood beckoned. The Crossroads! Me and My Guitar (Always in the Same Room). Time to stretch it out.

Except that I forgot. Got myself home at a decent hour from dinner with the Newlyweds, didn’t remember my little curvy friend Dégas waiting upstairs in the study, switched on Saturday Night at the Movies. (God bless TV Ontario. TVOKids is about all we’ll let the little guy watch, but I can’t believe how little I’ve watched this movie-lover’s — and commercial-hater’s — dream. I’ve seen Chariots of Fire before, but it’s one of the few really good jock movies. I’d been moaning to the Newlyweds and their friends about how sports movies always irritated me (That guy’s no ballplayer! He wouldn’t say that! Oh, come on!) when Buddy jumped into my discourse: “Wait, what about Field of Dreams? Bull Durham? Huh?” Couldn’t even argue. Stopped me cold. I sat corrected.) So you’ll understand that when Chariots was just about to start, and the Midnight WatchGirl was out of town, well, shoot, I was running! (Standing, actually. But that’s almost like motion.) I liked it. I enjoy watching running. And the post-film interviews. And the first ten minutes of a quirkily American 1930-something version of Anna Karenina. And I digress now nearly as long as I digressed then, well past the witching hour. What about the guitar?!

The (sort of) good news is that I put in nearly half a wee-hours hour on the guitar, since there were no sleepers to disturb. A good thing about messing around on a guitar: it’s easier to fulfil a daily commitment to it than, say, remembering to fit in a workout or a meditation session when the eyes are bleary and the flesh is weak. And I did! I’ve cheated on the diary entry by sleeping first, but in my aimless/restless way, I didn’t mind keeping that little promise at all. Six in a row. The Streak lives! 

ODY: Day 5

The fingertips on the left hand of the OD are glowing like coals in an old contented fire, and have been all day long without even looking at that friggin’ stringy machine. Got down to stringy business late in a long day, and all I wanted to do was power chords. (They don’t hurt my burning digits as much.) They don’t sound too musical, or too powerful for that matter, but I like the gonzo athleticism and basic brainlessness. Delicacy is for the weak-hearted. (Okay, delicacy is for those with some level of skill. Momentarily, I can sometimes imagine skill, but I’d probably imagine it better if I was Airing it and didn’t keep putting an Actual Guitar in my hands. Sigh.)

ODY: Day 4. Ride ’em!

It’s on its way down to 7 degrees Celsius on this August night that feels like fall. Good sleeping weather. Good Bonanza weather! Guitarzan couldn’t bear to slog through the mud of the way I make G and A chords tonight, so I started off with my inimitably mal-tuned acoustic power chords. (I haven’t figured out where to put my friggin’ elbow when I’m flailing, but flail I do.) And then as I practised picking out an individual string repeatedly, at some point I succeeded in hitting the same one six or seven times in a row, because suddenly a theme from my childhood TV sprang from MY GUITAR! What a great thing: 12 notes in a row on my chubby E was the start of a song.

 

Lorne Greene and Dan Blocker and Michael Landon and whoever played “Hop Sing” gathered around the campfire in my bedroom tonight, because 12 quick plucks on any string (except maybe A, something wasn’t right there) and at any fret point sounds a little like the beginning of the Bonanza theme. (Ask your father.) Then I had to mess around to find a couple more notes, and I had the first part. YEE! I found ways to play it with any two consecutive strings, and began to see what the Teen Vegan Punk-Rock Intellectual (my “teach-Dad-a-lesson”-er) meant by the fifth fret. (Does that take it up an octave? Whatever it does, it allowed me to find that high note at the end of the first phrase of the song.) I also found out how to play the thing on one string; heck, I can play it on any string! Just not very fast, or very well, but I was tickled rosy.

I even got parts of it using power chords, though it sounded like I was playing in a cave under water. Who cares? I found such utter delight in the child’s play of figuring out a simple tune. Only the first two phrases, mind you; it gets a little more musical after that opening hoofbeat melody. But as the TVPI had counselled me: “Play songs. You gotta play songs.” Right agin, perfesser! I’ll be back on the trail tomorrow.

ODY: Day 3

A small victory in the Old Dog, New Trick Olympics today. My mid-life quest for guitar glory saw its first hint of musicality tonight, when the G-major chord came out sounding vaguely musical on a few of my eccentric windmill strokes. My fingertips felt sliced and diced by the time I’d hit the individual strings enough to organize my fretting, so the chord didn’t hold up long. But I heard it, dammit. I heard it. And the strings go E, A, D, G, B and E again. And that’s an octave, from fattest to skinniest. (Or is it two?) That A chord doesn’t make much sense to me yet, but that might’ve been because I read the diagram wrong again. Is this why we call a frightened or nervous person fretful?

Old-Dog Year: Day 2

Put in an excruciating 35 minutes. The Teen Vegan Punk-Rock Intellectual commanded me to hold the pick a certain way, and it seemed to help my strumming a bit. Just having a pick probably helped make it sound a little more authoritative, if utterly muddy and tuneless. The pain wasn’t only emotional. My fret fingers feel chubby and arthritic, though they are neither. (And the tips hurt. Waah!) Picking slowly down the strings, each note of the A and G chords could be made to sound somewhat clear, but the strumming was horrible. Then I realized I’d been reading the TVPI’s handwritten chord diagram upside down.

After that, there were a few moments when I might’ve been actually playing the G major and minor chords, albeit badly. The A still sounds like I’m strumming on a leaf rake. Patience, Old Dog.

Dar at the Noir

I am more than mildly infatuated with Dar Williams. (There.) My general (if limited) pattern is to fall for the blonde and tall, and she is an elfin brunette, but that hasn’t stopped me from tumbling off cliffs of emotion and devotion when I hear her sing, especially live. In spite of her hair colour, size and marital status – not to mention mine – I might be tempted to propose lifetime commitment to Ms. Williams if I were ever to actually meet her. I guess I’ll just buy more albums. She is funny, wildly smart, terribly serious, and sings from a deep well of sadness that informs even the wittiest of songs.

My bride and I saw just enough at her short FolkFest stint Sunday to convince me to drive up the road last night to the Black Sheep Inn in bustling Wakefield, Quebec. I dragged five friends with me, two of whom were local Wakefield yokels designated to fight off the envious so that we latecomers could get a seat au Mouton Noir, that wee haven for musicians and them as loves ‘em. Dan Frechette, the opener, was a pleasant Manitoban surprise, engaging and charmingly geeky and a very good writer to boot. Imagine (visually, at least) Eugene Levy with trimmed eyebrows, a clear singing voice and crisp guitar slinging from the left side. I’d see him again.

And Frechette was nearly as anxious to listen to Dar Williams as the rest of us. It was a love-in. The Black Sheep is a cramped venue in a tiny village that attracts the best songwriters, singers and pickers from all over North America. Whether it’s the beautiful view of the Gatineau River and its hills, the loyal listening folk or the gracious management, it’s become a magnet. Williams strongly credits le Mouton for helping her regain her performing mojo. And what a gift that is.

She’s a better guitar player than I’d realized, her voice is full of range and feeling and my goodness can she write! Her songs are often too complex or too subtle, I imagine, for her to ever get much pop radio play, and her style is distinctive enough that she is not easy to cover. Some of her early songs were occasionally so dense and manic that they were hard to take in all at once. They rewarded close listening, to be sure, and now she slows them down just enough to make them accessible to first-time hearers. I noticed this with her deliberate and witty rendition of one of her fans’ faves, “The Babysitter’s Here”. It’s a signature Williams piece, containing childhood sweetness, adult wit and a scorching way of seeing.

And as she has done so many times, she had me snuffling and heaving at the shoulder. “February” kills me every time, and “The End of the Summer” is one of the most melancholy and moving bits of song I’ve ever heard. Newer pieces – the haunting “Blue Light of the Flame” from her most recent album, My Best Self, “Mercy of the Fallen” and an inspired cover of Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb” – remind me that I really know only Williams’ first three albums from the mid- to late-90s. She’s a wonderful artist. (She’s also written a couple of young-adult novels, for heaven’s sake, campaigns earnestly for environmental protection and also fit in the birth of a son.) I have some shopping to do. (But worry not, Dar, no stalking for me.)

Old-Dog Year: Day 1, Lesson 1

This was the day. No more fudging, no more slithering into the underbrush of Some Other Time. Appointment with my son, the Teen Vegan Punk-Rock Intellectual (TVPI), who had rescued a broken-necked guitar from the curbside and glued it back to life. (If the Carolina Hurricanes’ Erik Cole can come back from a broken neck for the Stanley Cup final, this little Degas can put up with me.) That’s my weapon. I am Guitarzan. It’s my midlife moment, and I’ll cry if I want to. I am learning to play guitar, and I’ve given myself 365 days to do it. (To know more of the background to this goofy and scarifying quest, check here for the genesis and creation mythology and/or here for the move from the heady excitement of myth to the dull building of callous and routine.

TVPI Dave gave me way too much credit for having a clue. Okay, the fat string is E, then comes G, A, B…Damn, forgot already. Okay. The TVPI flooded me with way too much stuff, and I was all too eager to watch him noodle rather than finger-stumble myself. Yikes. I’d thought that I’d at least be able to strum with some coordination. No tango. (No waltz. No way.) But it felt good to start, and I walked away with little cheat-sheets on the G major/minor and A major/minor chords and what to do with my clumsy leftward fingers. Banzai!

How Long Will That Take in Old-Dog Years?

In the spirit of The Revolution Starts…Now, Steve Earle’s Grammy-winning 2004 album, I proposed, back in the spring, a more selfish and less significant transformation. I decided, well, I planned, um, hoped, okay, speculated idly about the possibility of maybe learning to play guitar. (You can read the whole messy rationale for this new project here. It’s in On Second Thought.) You know, the revolution starts…someday. And [gulp] today’s the day.

I’ve paid attention to guitar players closely for a long time, starting with Chicago’s Terry Kath, who was the gritty soul of their brilliant first two albums. (My rabid teenaged fandom, I have found in my (relative) maturity, was not as embarrassing as I’d feared. They turned to Peter Cetera pop pap, but they started out as a real rock band with horns. Lyrically, they were never a powerhouse, though Robert Lamm had his moments, and their early years were infused with the peaceful and transformational spirit of the anti-Vietnam age. We dedicate ourselves to the revolution in all its forms, unfortunately, had morphed into Sweet sixteen, mighty fine in your tight blue jeans before the seventies were out. Don’t get me started about Chicago, though.) Some Walsh, some early Santana, a little Clapton and Page, Byrne and Strummer, and any number of blues players headed up by the lamented and incomparable Roy Buchanan. (Kath and Buchanan: tawdry and ridiculous deaths. I love their picking, not their choices.)

I do go on, but here’s the thing. I’ve decided the revolution does start now, and it scares me to death. And you get to follow along, kiddies, if you have the taste for it. I’m going to get a guitar. I’m going to get some guidance. I’m going to play every day for a year. Tomorrow is the launch, and my pad is the pad. If music or learning interest you, if the midlife twists of an old dog trying to learn a new trick strike any chords, you may want to follow along. I’m going to post this pilgrim’s progress in On Second Thought daily. (It’s mostly for longer finished pieces, but they’ll be easily found in the archives, if you’ve become addicted to Howdenilia.) They’ll be short takes, and they’ll have some distinguishing mark so you can read it preferentially or avoid it like the bird flu. This should be fun, but I think it’ll be frustrating as hell. I expect all of you to hold me to this slightly ridiculous vow.

The ongoing account of my mid-life quest for guitar glory begins here.

Learning Steve Earle

Folk festival patrons, at least in my city, are pretty responsible about their beer, tougher than the weather, radically considerate and likely to be sporting some grey. (Or if not, more hair than generally goes well with a power suit.) So I’d have known, even without paying attention to the program, that Steve Earle was about to take the Ottawa stage. The flushed posse of X- and Y-types – generations, not chromosomes – filed in front of my carefully selected, four-hours-earned, low-slung chaired location. They’d been in hiding, I guess, in the beer tents until the no-names had gotten out of the way. They strode, boldly and without fear of offence, to stand in front of us and help good ol’ Steve with his performance.

I’m a great believer in lost or long-shot causes, but I wasn’t going to wait for them to sit down. So I stood shoulder to beery shoulder with my new best friends. I learned some things; a few of them actually knew his more recent stuff, including The Revolution Starts…Now (and hey, it won a Grammy, I learned that) and not just “Guitar Town” and “Hillbilly Highway” from his 1980s hit-single days. (Lord knows, a lot of water and whisky and such under the bridge since then. And a lot of music, too, especially in the last 10 years.) And there was the man, with two roadies but no band, and caring little enough for stage-craft and slickness that he wore glasses, no hat for his balding head and a bit of paunch under the untucked plaid. Sure, he sang “I Ain’t Ever Satisfied” early in the proceedings, and closed with “Copperhead Road”. But in between, he determinedly sang what he wanted to, leaving power chords and drumbeats behind (at least on this trip).

It was a soulful, uncluttered performance. He’s a real songwriter, better than I’d thought, and he dealt ‘em out without much fanfare. The bellowed requests from the bar-crowd slowed down after he drawled, “You know, this is kinda like my job. I think I remember the playlist…” Was he going through the motions? I don’t think so, but I’ve never seen him live before. Certainly there was some discontent about the low-key individuality of the show, but not from the majority folkies. They were there to listen, I guess, more than to dance, and they were generally more receptive to the angry politics of “Rich Man’s War”, for example, or to the rambling introduction to a song Earle dedicated to his mentor, Townes Van Zandt, “the best I ever saw”. Because he was noodling along on guitar while telling the Townes story, one of the younger rebels-without-a-clue roared, embarrassingly, “This f—in’ song sucks!” Earle managed to ignore him. Whether through serenity or fatigue, I don’t know, but while I would’ve enjoyed a band and some rocking, I found it a better roster of songs than the 20th Century Masters sale-rack collection had led me to believe. Nice. Simple, strong, lonely and angry.

So I know Earle’s work a little better now. I have a better anecdote than repeating this deliciously nasty comment he’s said to have muttered about one of the heirs to his Alt-Country legacy, Shania Twain: “she’s the best-paid lap dancer in America”. (He’ll bite the machine that feeds him.) He’s lived and suffered and fought (not always very wisely, though he’s beaten his drug demons). He stands for causes bigger than record sales. And what might have been most most impressive, in hindsight, is that he didn’t let the show be stolen by the Canucks that preceded him on stage.

Dawn Tyler Watson and Paul Deslauriers are a superb blend: gospel/blues and the rocking kind, black woman and white man, one engaging voice and two nimble guitar hands. And just ahead of them was another eclectic pair: the young cellist Anne Davison accompanying an ukulele virtuoso – and now I believe it, there IS such a thing! – James Hill. I was astonished, my head reeling from a friggin’ cello/ukulele duo! Incredible technique and passion burst from one tiny instrument (and one chubby one) and two musicians who looked like underfed grad students. (One is — a student, that is.) I couldn’t even figure out how Hill was making those intricate and searing sounds, but at least I had a great look. My new best friends (and their good buddy Steve) hadn’t moved into the neighbourhood yet.