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Friends, Readers, Spambots!

‘course I have lots of friends.

If you are new to this collection of my writing, you might not remember the previous electronic incarnation: my floating ahead against a Pacific expanse of blue, a quirkily non-standard setup and, on my end, a more painstaking and often unreliable process of getting posts out into space. An occasional complaint, too, was that there was no mechanism on the old site for readers to offer comments.

Now, this one – and thanks again, Dan’l Jones! – is a more industrially standardized vehicle for wordiness, and has what people seem to expect: a ready option for feedback (though still, I hear, lamentably short on photos and winkin’n’blinkin do-dads). The only thing is, nobody comments. Not that I have many readers, but still the score is Spambots 78 106, Human Beings 0. Yes, I do have the doubtful comfort that a small battalion of automated, cyberspace “first responders” are clamouring for my attention. In the absence of sentient response, I will share with you some of the delightfully arcane comments that my robot friends offer.

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That’s all interesting and head-scratching commentary, but I’ll admit it: I make a pretense of soliciting rebuttals and suggestions and alternate viewpoints, but what I really want from reader comments is PRAISE, and lots of it. cheap wow gold has the right idea, I feel: whoah this blog is magnificent i really like studying your articles. Stay up the great work! You know, a lot of individuals are looking around for this information, you can help them greatly. A couple of days later, cheap wow couldn’t help himheritself, adding Hi, just wanted to tell you, I enjoyed this post. It was funny. Keep on posting! With fans like this, you can bet I’ll keep on bringing the fun. diablo 3 gold (a cousin of cheap wow’s, I believe) was even more ecstatic: I have been browsing on-line greater than three hours as of late, yet I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours. Itˇs lovely price sufficient for me. Personally, if all site owners and bloggers made excellent content as you probably did, the internet will be much more helpful than ever before. [I am probably blushing.] And a few days later, El Diablo was brightening my Inbox again. Great post. I was checking constantly this blog and I’m impressed! Extremely useful information particularly the last part I care for such info a lot. I was looking for this certain info for a very long time. Thank you and good luck.

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And I’ve done it! I got through the whole thing without whining about spambot invasions! (Almost.) But really, I would enjoy hearing from the occasional biological life form, too, and if you fit that description, there’s a comment box near you. (You should also be able to subscribe to my stuff, if you’re a True Internet Warrior and All Around Friend (TIWAAF), using the orange RSS feed button top right.) I would appreciate your support to help me stay up the good work with any kind of distinctive thing.

 

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