Do you know that witchy girls repeatedly adorn the grave of a J. Dawson – it’s in a Halifax graveyard – because they believe it to be Jack Dawson, the character played by Leo DiCaprio in Titanic? The only problem is that the dashing Mr. Leo plays a fictional Dawson, a James Cameron invention. The man in the Atlantic Canadian grave is Joseph, a coal shoveller on the Titanic. So, this gives us today’s multiple choice quiz.

Are people in general, and young women in particular, a) fatuous idiots b) natural believers c) eager lovers or d) watching too many movies? (You don’t have to log on anywhere to take the quiz. But be nice to people.)